Slime, Curse, and the Chaos of Love

One morning, Tempe Storm—Sage, Demon Lord, and sovereign of the Tempest Kingdom—wakes up to find himself in someone else's body. Long silver-blue hair. Golden eyes. A voice thirty percent too high to command any respect. And he's not alone. An ancient artifact buried beneath the Tempest Palace has gone haywire, scrambling the bodies of all 220,000 citizens within a thirty-kilometer radius. Orcs in human frames. Elves with linebacker builds. A council chamber full of battle-hardened officials w