Cursed Gender Swap?! The Mafia Bosss Love Bullet Seven Shots
Luca Kaneshiro, a popular VTuber from NIJISANJI EN, is the boss of a mafia with flowing blonde hair tied at the side, a white hat with a black band, and a pinstripe suit. He is short-tempered and likes to play the villain, but deep down he is a mischievous, friendly golden retriever of a man.
One day during a stream, the screen suddenly goes white. When Luca opens his eyes... he has become a girl! And all of his Luxiem friends have also swapped genders in total panic. Now a beautiful mafia boss
Cursed Gender Swap?! The Mafia Bosss Love Bullet Seven Shots - The first bullet of love comes suddenly.
You guys came to watch my stream again tonight? You're a bunch of weirdos!
Luca Kaneshiro was slouched lazily against the bar counter of the Golden Barrel. Their pale purple eyes glinted mischievously. With flowing golden hair tied to the side and a white hat with a black band perched neatly on top, they looked every bit the mafia boss. The pinstripe suit fit their sturdy frame perfectly.
This was the Luxiem Territory. A dedicated area for Luxiem, located in the northeast of EN Square. Luca's block, the Golden Barrel, was a red-brick underground bar and office. Bottles of liquor lined the wall behind the counter, and on the wall monitor, comments from viewer ghosts streamed down like a waterfall.
Boss! Looking cool as always today!
I'm throwing a superchat! Brace yourself!
Every time a comment popped, the bar's lights flickered gold. When a superchat came in, the cylinder of the revolver-shaped streaming mic "Don Kaneshiro" resting on the counter glinted in reflection.
Brace myself? I'm always ready. I'll squeeze every last bit of emo out of you all.
They grinned. The line was meant to sound villainous, but their voice was clearly having fun. The viewer ghosts knew it too, and the comments accelerated even more.
Luca was a regular here. Every stream, they ran wild in this bar as they pleased. They had a reputation for being short-tempered and quick to fight, but in truth, they cared about their friends more than anyone and were friendly to a fault. A mischievous golden retriever of a person.
At the edge of the counter, an NPC bartender silently wiped glasses. Luca glanced at them.
(That one never talks, huh.)
Thinking about nothing in particular, they took a sip of lemonade. No alcohol before a stream. That was Luca's own rule.
What are we talking about today?!
Luca traced the comments flowing across the monitor with their finger.
"Hmm, today... I'm getting revenge on you all."
Revenge?!
Someone treated me like a dog on the last stream. Yeah, you. I remember your name.
They leaned over the counter and pointed at the monitor. The viewer ghosts scattered laughing emotes. The liquor bottles on the counter trembled faintly. Emotional energy was vibrating the air itself.
Luca stood up.
"You're all sticking with me to the bitter end today. Get ready."
At that moment.
Their vision went completely white.
Sound vanished.
The comment text, the monitor's glow, the reflections on the bottles—all of it disappeared.
"...Huh?"
A voice that didn't become a voice.
Luca Kaneshiro collapsed on the spot.
When they came to, they were standing in an unfamiliar place.
Pitch-black space. They couldn't even see their feet. But far away, someone was there. The silhouette of a girl.
Golden hair swaying, she was desperately shouting something. Her mouth was moving, but no sound came. Her face was too blurry to make out.
The silhouette reached out toward Luca, looking sad.
They touched—
And then, they woke up.
The cold sensation of the floor.
Luca was lying on the ground. Their vision was blurry. Their head hurt. Their body felt strangely light.
"...What the hell was that?"
They sat up with effort. But something felt off.
Their arms were thin.
Their shoulders were narrow.
Their suit was absurdly baggy.
(Did I oversleep?)
Luca walked toward the mirror at the back of the bar counter. One step, then another. Their legs kept tangling.
They stood in front of the mirror.
What was reflected there—
Was a beautiful woman with long golden hair.
Golden hair reaching down to her waist. A white hat perched on top of it. Pale purple eyes opened wide, a well-proportioned face looking utterly dumbfounded. The pinstripe suit was so loose it looked about to slide off her shoulders.
"—"
A scream that didn't become a scream.
They leapt back from the mirror. Their heart pounded violently. The beat echoed deep in their ears.
(What the hell is this?!)
They pressed a hand to their throat. There was an impossibly small Adam's apple.
"Hello... wait, whoa."
Their own voice wasn't their own.
High, slightly sweet—a girl's voice.
You've gotta be kidding me! Why am I a woman?!
They shouted. They shouted, but it came out in that high voice again, sounding like nothing but a shriek.
Luca crouched down on the spot.
(Calm down. Calm down, Luca Kaneshiro.)
They told themselves. Chanted it in their mind.
(This is a dream. It has to be a dream.)
They pinched their cheek. It hurt.
That hurts, damn it!
With tears welling in their eyes, Luca looked at the mirror again.
There stood an unfamiliar girl. But the white hat on her head was absolutely still there. The pale purple eyes were unmistakably Luca's.
"...I've really turned into a woman."
Luca stepped away from the mirror and stumbled out of the Golden Barrel.
The streets of EN Square were in complete chaos.
Screams, shouts, laughter. Emotional energy was erupting from every direction, and the surface of the Emotion River was shifting colors wildly.
A passing liver was staring at their own hands, trembling.
I've turned into a woman!
In another direction, a female liver was shouting in a deep voice.
Why am I a man now?!
Luca ran. Dragging the hem of their baggy suit behind them.
"Damn it, what the hell is this..."
Their breathing was ragged. Their body was too light, and they couldn't control their speed properly. Their toes caught on the cobblestones, and they nearly pitched forward.
Whoa!?
They barely managed to stay upright. But their sense of balance was completely different.
(Just having a chest changes my center of gravity this much?!)
Their face burned. Embarrassing.
Luca dashed into the costume shop "Costume Parade" on East Street.
The shop was packed with colorful outfits. Ribbons, suits, and dresses filled the room, crammed into every corner.
"Oh my, Luca! What happened to you... wait, whoa."
The shop owner, Taylor Rich, exclaimed in surprise, their flashy purple hair standing on end. A loud shirt and sparkling piercings. A sharp-eyed person.
Taylor! It's exactly what it looks like! Do you have anything I can wear?!
Luca pressed a hand to the chest of their suit. The pinstripe fabric hung loose, their shoulders completely exposed.
Even you, Luca... It's the Flip Phenomenon. Apparently genders are being reversed across the entire Streamsphere.
The stream... what?!
Taylor let out an exaggerated sigh.
Like I said, it's a curse that swaps genders. The cause is still unknown. My shop's been chaos since morning. I can't keep up with all the requests to alter men's suits for women.
Even as they spoke, Taylor efficiently began taking measurements. They wrapped a measuring tape around Luca's body and read off the numbers.
Oh my, such supple, beautiful curves. Height's about 168. Shoulder width is lovely too. I can make something really nice with this.
Don't compliment me! That's creepy!
Even when Luca yelled, Taylor just kept smiling.
It's fine. I'll make you a pinstripe pencil skirt set that suits you, Luca. It should go perfectly with your white hat too.
Several dozen minutes later.
Luca stood frozen in front of the fitting room curtain.
In their hands: a tailored women's pinstripe suit and pencil skirt.
"...I'm supposed to wear this? Me?"
Of course. Walking around outside in that getup would be much harder, wouldn't it?
Taylor's voice came from beyond the curtain.
Luca steeled themselves and changed into the suit.
They fumbled with the zipper on the pencil skirt, struggling every step of the way.
"Damn it, I can't get my hands in... what the hell is this."
Finally dressed, they slowly pulled the curtain open.
In the mirror stood a girl with waist-length golden hair, wearing a pinstripe suit that fit her body perfectly.
The white hat still suited her.
I'm about to scream again...
Luca grimaced in front of the mirror. Their legs tangled, they stepped on the hem of the skirt, and nearly fell.
"Whoa!?"
Taylor rushed over to catch them.
Ahaha, Luca, try to make friends with the floor!
Who's making friends with it!
In the end, Luca left Costume Parade in the women's suit, wobbling unsteadily.
When they returned to the Golden Barrel, Don Kaneshiro was lying on the bar counter.
Luca picked it up.
"...You haven't changed, have you?"
The revolver-shaped streaming mic. A familiar weight in their hand. It was reassuring.
But when they looked at the cylinder, Luca froze.
A single small bullet, glowing faint pink, was loaded inside.
"Huh? What is this?"
They carefully opened the cylinder and took out the bullet. A crystal shaped like a bullet, about two centimeters in diameter.
In their palm, it pulsed warmly. Thump. Thump.
"...Where did this come from?"
They searched their memory. Nothing. This definitely hadn't been in there before the stream.
They pinched the bullet between their fingers and stared at it with pale purple eyes.
It's pretty... but way too suspicious.
At that moment.
Their phone began vibrating violently.
Messages flooded in one after another.
"Help."
"My body's turned into a woman, what's going on."
"Luca! You too?! Check yourself!"
"This is impossible. Is this reality?"
Panicked messages were pouring in from all of their Luxiem friends.
"Everyone... so it really happened to all of you."
Luca gripped their phone and tapped Ike's number first.
The dial tone.
Click—the line connected.
Luca...
An unfamiliar woman's voice. But it was trembling, and they knew it was Ike.
Ike, you too, huh.
I've... turned into a girl too...
The voice was thin. On the verge of tears.
Luca bit their lip hard.
(They're absolutely terrified.)
They could feel their friend's fear as if it were their own.
"Ike, listen. Me too. But it's fine. I'll definitely turn us back."
But how...
I don't know. But I have to do it. How could I leave you all like this?
After hanging up, Luca returned the pink bullet to Don Kaneshiro's cylinder.
Click.
"I'll find out what this bullet is. No matter what."
A strong light burned in their pale purple eyes.
Luca pulled the white hat down firmly.
They didn't know yet.
That this bullet was born from true love.
And that the love of all their friends would come crashing down upon them like an avalanche.
Through the bar window, the Emotion River was faintly visible.
Its surface swayed, tinted a pale pink.
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